Hey, if you want to experiment with illegal substances, well, that's up to you. Just don't assume that we might care to join you or to even hear about it. If, on the other hand, you are an adult who enjoys drinking beer, running and/or walking with a group, and participating in fun and ribaldry, then you are in the right place!

THE BEER PRAYER
Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager,
Forever and ever…
Barmen.

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Hash Links
(Listed in order from most recent to founder)
All You Need is Head
Laa-Laa
Womb Raider
Judas the Buddy Fucker
Seal'd Hatch
Jefe Lengua
Parentes Interruptus
Forrest Hump
Jackoff More Men
Spanish Fly
Deep Fly Diver
Little Hummer Boy
Teenee Weenee
Jack The Ripper
Boob A Lube and Early Withdrawal
Shitting Bull and Nipples 2 Infinity
War And Peace Of Shit
Sperm Whale
Phildo
Rectal Ranger
Seamanator
Knocked Up
Thighmaster
Schizoid Pinko
Flying Booger
Stimulate-Her
Black Flag
Gluteus Maximus
Hazukashii
Anal Farmer
D.O.T.
GM’s Emeriti
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