Aloha H3 Mismanagement:

 

Grand Master (GM): Jefe Lengua

Religious Advisor (RA): Double Dipped Tip

Hash Cash: E=MC Hammered 

Beermister & Brew Crew: Judas the Buddy Fucker

Chip Monk: Skank the Tank & Build-a-Boner

Song Mistress: Sealed Hatch

Hare Raiser: Master Splinter Bator

Habadasher: Titless

Hash Flash: Tummy Sticks

Webmaster: Humpty Pee Dumpty

Pau Hana Hiu Queens: Skank the Tank & Landing Stripper

Hash Trash: VACANT

Ticket Tits/Butt: VACANT

Hash Ministers

Perform weddings (legal in the State of Hawaii), christenings, house blessings, memoral services, etc.

Thighmaster, Parentis Interruptus & Equal Groping Opportunity